Flop your tots

The act of flashing ones bare breasts.

You should flop your tots onto the office window.

by Hinkledorf May 16, 2017

Tootsie

A 1980's comedy starring Dustin Hoffman. Quite possibly the funniest and most wonderful comedy of all time.

Yeah...The Graduate was good, but give me Tootsie any day!

by butterboy October 19, 2005

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

Sex Tots

1. An extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of sex acts involving tater tots.
2. A website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of "kiddy porn," only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people lusting after tater tots.
3. Toddlers addicted to sex.

George: "Have you seen the Sex Tots at sextots.info?"
Derek: "No, do you find sex with children entertaining?"
George: "No, no, dude. It's all about sex with tater tots. They have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures."
Derek: "Get out of my house."

by D-Smoov February 28, 2010

trots

n. Diarrhoea.

"Yo, I need to get to the bathroom, I got myself a case of the trots.", or, "All that junk food gave me the trots."

by Harry Dicks November 18, 2002

TROTSKY

A drink made of vodka and prune juice, served to Lamont Sanford (played by Demond Wilson) by Grady Wilson (played by Whitman Mayo) on an episode of the 1970s U.S. television show "Sanford and Son."

Grady: "Here is some vodka and prune juice."
Lamont: (takes a sip and spits it out immediately) "Vodka and prune juice!?"
Grady: "I call it a trotsky."

by doowop7 May 7, 2007