Teddy-Ballin

1) Its more than a word, its a lifestyle...its when your swag is at a hundred trillion zillion

2) Its having the ability to fly above the bullshit in life and staying positive...

3) Its going out there working harder than hard, to make it and achieve your goals

3) Its living a successful life after growing up in a struggling neighborhood society and surroundings...

4) Is being a guy so sexy that no woman can resist him, nor would they want to, known to cause immense sexual pleasure

5) Its being well respected, high in status......

6) Its to be dat dude...A very sexy, hot, cute, adorable, huggable, kissable, smart, kind, hardworking, and respectable being...

1) Its not only having a ps3 in every room but having a baby closet inside your already oversized closest just because your "Teddy-Ballin"....

2) You know your "Teddy-Ballin" when you to fly to L.A for a week just to play basketball wit Kobe.....

3) Circoc is to Diddy what "Teddy-Ballin" is to Teddy

by Mr. Teddy_Ballin August 12, 2009

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

Treadwell

bear excrement, named for Timothy Treadwell who after stupidly choosing to live in the Alaskan wilderness with wild bears was eaten by them. the mauling was a horrific incident bringing attention to the power of Alaskan bears. Timothy Treadwell may not be related to Mead Treadwell.

Hey, did you see that Treadwell in the trail; there must be a bear near by.
That dude is a real Treadwell.

by holy canoly May 3, 2013

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

Teddy bear

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

treading

Slang for the act of having sex

Where's Bob?
He's over at Sally's treading.

by T. Beavan July 29, 2004

teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

by pickle pants March 8, 2009