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intro tourettes

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Coined by DC Live on www.irock109.com - During the intro to a song, the lead singer makes noise, hums or just screams "yeah!" or "come on!". A very annoying way to ruin the intro of a great song.
"Rage Against The Machine is a great band...too bad Zack de la Rocha has intro tourettes!"
by iROCK109 Otto October 7, 2009
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captain tourettes

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A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by wcb3 January 2, 2009
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Ship Tourettes

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Located mainly in Shippensburg University, this condition forces the person to yell the word SHIP or RAIDERS with little to no control of the volume. This condition is also known to exist primarily in the SU Marching Band, although others on campus have caught this blessing of a condition.
Guy # 1: Hey guys what's SHIP! RAIDERS! up?

Guy # 2: What the hell is wrong with you?

Guy #3: He went to visit his cousin up at Shippensburg this weekend. Now he has the ship tourettes
by Coco w/o Chanel May 13, 2010
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Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.
Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes
by Thechevan July 20, 2011
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Bluetooth Tourettes

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Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
by Shoxedone June 23, 2009
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textual tourettes

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where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't
" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs
by saint-jim December 14, 2009
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Russian Tourettes

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When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.
Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"
by _srsh_ May 8, 2018
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