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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket
by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
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touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
by Da Chew April 3, 2024
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Touching tips

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet
"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"
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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).
hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).
by rredrocket April 11, 2025
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ass touching

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass
by SillyScholar January 1, 2017
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No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.
“Damn.”Kevin
What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019
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Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.
That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics
by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020
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