toronto

The only large city in Canada where white people are the minority, and if you don't think that's true just try to count how many asians (illegal or not) live there.

When I went to Toronto I said "immigration" in Chinatown and half the street ran away.

by cerealtitties January 3, 2006

The Toronto Tandem Jump

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.

Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.

by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009

Toronto Maple Leafs

A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.

Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK

by Hockeyplayer0101 July 29, 2005

University of Toronto

University of Toronto is the Harvard of the North this statement is based purely on fact. UofT is an elite institution where only the best of the best get into, thus those who come from wealthy families, ivy league preped their whole lives and somehow to top it all off are extremely goodlooking. The students at UofT possess an extremely over inflated ego and prance around the lavish downtown core with a superior air to them that says "soon this one day will all be ours". The UofT students stick up their noses to other universitys which they classify as second rate, those in which include "every" university other then their elite American counterparts Harvard, Princeton and Berkely- schools which they usually attend for further studies.

UofT where the best of the best go to become better then you ever will be.

actual perception of people downtown:
Sam- " is there something special going on down here today?"
John-"No... man its just the University of Toronto students they always dress like that"
Sam-" Oh cool..."

by YorkBiatchaas October 21, 2010

torontonians

Insufferably arrogant people who consider themselves and their city (Toronto, Ontario) God's gift to Canada and the universe. Though universally hated by Canadians from every other part of the county for the past several decades, it never occurs to Torontonians that there might be a reason for all the resentment. Torontonians are incapable of considering anyone else's point of view except for their own, yet strangely label everyone else "intolerant". They also believe they speak for all Canadians on all matters, even though their viewpoints typically have no relation to practicality, reason or even reality.

Dick: John and Mary are typical Torontonians.
Jane: So are John and Mary complete assholes?
Dick: I believe I already answered that question, Jane.

by JaneySnow June 18, 2011

Toronto Maple Leafs

An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.

Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.

Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket

by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015

Toronto

A large city in Canada which is really cold in the winter and really humid and sweaty in the summer. It made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied because it is such an embarrassment to the rest of the country. Due to the fact that Vancouver won it's bid for the Olympics and also due to yet another dismal season by the Maple Leafs, Toronto is extremely jealous of Vancouver and says nothing but negative things about this beautiful city in it's media. We understand its playoff time, so what else does Toronto really have to talk about. But come on. This is getting old and sad. Worry about your crappy teams and ugly city and leave your superiors alone.

As in, Toronto is such a hole I wish I lived in a place with oceans, mountains, old growth, and a team that made the playoffs

by Westisbest April 27, 2010