Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 1, 2014

True as toast

When something is just too true to be expressed any other way. Coined by the show Pysch

True as toast man, I couldn't believe it either!

by Cucumber11 March 18, 2011

Toast Sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.

Hey man, I heard that Angela guy loves eating his CEO's Toast Sandwich.

by Multiple People June 28, 2015

The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019

toasted on the inside

The feeling of a full-body high and becoming high behind your eyes.

John hit the pipe 3x, started speaking nonsense and was definitely toasted on the inside.

by kingcron September 18, 2013

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

kekkles on toast

"Kekkles on toast" is a derivative term of 'kek', the origin of which being "laugh out loud" or LOL in Horde language from the popular World of Warcraft. It has become a popularised meme, often appearing in various formats. For instance, kekkles on rhubarb, kekkles on spinach, kekkles on apple crumble. Kekkles on toast is its original format, used to indicate great laughter at a humorous comment. It originated in 2016, the current year.

Did you see the latest 4chan troll of tumblristas?
> No? Kekkles on toast!

by the_kekkler July 1, 2016