Ketchup Roulette

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog March 11, 2016
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Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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Black Ketchup

Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?

Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?

Yeah, Black Ketchup
by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020
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Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup
A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty
by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 07, 2021
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Ketchup Kermit

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
by Jacob underwood February 02, 2021
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Black Ketchup

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
by pacifistemokid March 02, 2004
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Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.
by Butt Crack Rapist May 19, 2011
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