Spitting Cobra

After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!

After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!

by Lunch Box, aka, LB March 08, 2006

spit job

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

by John123450586942 April 12, 2008

Hot Spits

When you are queesy and your mouth fills up with saliva before you puke.

I think I am going to puke, I have the spins and the hot spits.

by Johnnybananas October 31, 2013

Spitting venom

When someone is in a rap battle and destroys their opponent using brutal lyricism.

Did you go with the local mandem to the rap battle round candem? Dude was spitting venom like mad, the crowd went wild.

by Julius mon September 22, 2017

Spitting-feathers

i) To be very thirsty, usually for a nice cup of tea (or cuppa).

- A metaphor for the mouth being so dry it feels like it's full of feathers.

ii) To be very angry - foaming at the mouth.

- With the flecks of saliva flying from the mouth (when enraged) being likened to feathers.

i) Aw man, after swigging that salt I'm spitting-feathers. You want a cuppa?

ii) You should have seen him - he was spitting-feathers. I only stroked his beard once.

by Cumberpatch September 06, 2006

spitting gaim

Spitting game at a girl over an instant messaging program such as AOL Instant Messager (AIM).

Not related to the open-source instant messaging program with the same spelling, gAIM.

"Yo holmes did Amy done and get at you?"

"Nah son, but I was spitting gaim hardcore last night."

by cdelosr1 November 19, 2007

Spit eater

One who treats employees rudely or unfairly, usually with conceit and/or sarcasm. They're the reason waiters spit in food at restaurants, and will therefore end up eating spit in their lifetime.

"Did that customer just bitch at you about how much fat was in her bacon?"

"Yeah. What a spit eater..."

by Dante Hadoken November 05, 2006