Unicorn

The third person in a threesome

“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”

by ur dads unicorn November 16, 2017

Unicorn

A white male boomer

Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn

Becca: oh you want a white male boomer

by RepeatsNice October 24, 2019

unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.

by ashley June 16, 2003

Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.

Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.

by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012

Unicorn

Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.

*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"

by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015

Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.

If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.

by mandythewombat October 22, 2015

Unicorn

Lisa.

Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.

by L-corn September 1, 2017