by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
Get the Tater Spankedmug. A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
Get the Tater Twatmug. by inscotland June 23, 2011
Get the Tater Totesmug. Nicer way of saying thot. Does basic white girl stuff on insta and snap. The most ratchet on campus as well as someone who is cringey/annoying.
by Ay.linUrquidi February 14, 2019
Get the Tater totmug. The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Get the Tater-slappin’mug. by fuckyoubitxh March 18, 2017
Get the tater tatzmug. When you squeeze the base of your penis to get it hard enough to enter the vagina due to whiskey dick....
by Myakka cracka October 23, 2015
Get the tater fuckmug.