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tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.
Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.
by CaptainJabbin November 18, 2016
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Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.
Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.
by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016
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tater fuck

When you squeeze the base of your penis to get it hard enough to enter the vagina due to whiskey dick....
I was so drunk i had to tater fuck suzie...
by Myakka cracka October 23, 2015
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tater soup

slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup
I'm bouta tater soup Sean!
by RizuSnek November 19, 2019
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Tater-slappin’

The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
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Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows
Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom
by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020
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