Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong

Mate your a chode slinger

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

Slur Slinger

A person who actively says multiple slurs as if they were normal words to say, either out of nowhere or in normal conversation.

"Jesus dude what's up with your girl's habit of throwing around the N word when she's white?"
"I don't know man, she's a slur slinger through and through,"

by Ground40015 June 14, 2023

Slinger

A slinger is a slang term used to describe someone’s actions as idiotic.

Can you not be such a f*cking slinger today?

by MeiCohen April 6, 2021

DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!

WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!

by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021

three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

by Chesire water June 15, 2016

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023