side boob

n. What is seen when a topless woman (or very fat man) turn far enough to the side to see the breast, but not the nipple. Many movies, in order to keep a PG-13 rating, show only side boob. Braless women who wear sleeveless t-shirts are notorious for side boob.

"My roommate's girlfriend was wearing his muscle shirt without a bra. It was side boob city."

by FuryOfDerwin September 22, 2005

Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 15, 2021

side co

side co Formally used in Alabama or the Deep South, having your cousin as a side hoe

Cletus: Man who's that hot girl you're with?
Clyde: Oh that's just my side co

by BayouTranslator April 4, 2016

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Side v

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.

Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.

by Jrlovebone March 28, 2017

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 27, 2019

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017