greasy meatball

A person of Italian heritage who stuffs their face with pasta all day and oils their hair with Castrol. They are a wannabe mafia person, but realistically, couldn't wiff those peoples jocks

Look at Luigi over there at his mom's house, that fat greasy meatball is a momma's boy

by Corn On The Bob July 04, 2003

meatball sandwich

when a male tucks his penis and balls in between his ass cheeks. hence, meatball sandwich.

also what james did on big brother 9.

the black quarterback on the football team showed his teammates his meatball sandwich in the locker room.

by Bradley S. March 26, 2008

meatball status

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

by Webster Dic May 14, 2007

Meatball Marinara

Bloody and/or chunky jizz.

I had the nastiest meatball marinara last night.

by Asher & Zane November 01, 2014

Meatball Party

When three or more people perform fellatio on a man's testicles at the same time.

"Man, last night I had three different chicks all up on my nutsack at the same damn time!"
"Sounds like quite the meatball party!"

by raoi February 07, 2018

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede July 11, 2008

meatball man

one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

by johnny mac October 13, 2007