inverted sex

When the sex fucks YOU

Oh fuuuuuck the inverted sex is fucking me hard

by kintups June 24, 2024

Invertal

A noun denoting a cooldown period. A short or long but always constant period of time that falls after or before an action.

The invertal of gestation for the alpaca is 345 days.

The invertal period for my air conditioning unit is about ten minutes.

by Intsomesesac February 11, 2024

Inverted Head

When someone is shot in the "Head" and the person who shot gets to fuck the hole.

I shot this mofo and give him Inverted Head

by I Diabetes January 14, 2019

Stoke-on-Trent inverted chilli cheese dog

when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth and then eat it out of a sports direct mug with a coco pops spoon

Aila did a Stoke-on-Trent inverted chilli cheese dog with jeet

by Eddie brennikmiejer September 28, 2025

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006