The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.
by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018
Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
by thegillaman September 20, 2014
A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out
Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name
by Whackcoon May 25, 2023
When your food dosent come out for a while it's because a fat chef made it then ate it so they had to make it again.
by sexyman56 November 22, 2015
1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
by Chef Jeff! April 09, 2023
A Traeger chef is someone who buys a Traeger grill and then thinks they’ve become a pit master. All they can do is set a dial and follow the instruction manual, BBQ for dummies, while convenient for the unskilled it will never be the best.
Shane-Man I got a Traeger, got all my Traeger spices, gonna smoke everything because now I’m the greatest man to ever smoke sausage.
Real Man- that Shane he’s quite the Traeger chef. 🙄
Real Man- that Shane he’s quite the Traeger chef. 🙄
by Big Rig 69 May 12, 2019
by GroupNebula563 December 29, 2022