Dick Brownie

The shit on a dick after anal sex.

whore: mmm im cravin' some dick brownies.

black guy: right here

by Pimp Nigga Daddy Kane May 11, 2009

poach a brownie

verb.

Refers to the act of defecation. Of metaphorical origin, implies the dump was short and sweet.

I will see you in the library, after I poach a brownie.

by armXa89 May 06, 2013

strawberry brownie

A delicious dessert containing shit and period blood.

Guy 1: bro did you taste that strawberry brownie in your girlfriend's sink?

by bigfathairyblackdick September 12, 2010

hash brownies

Chocolate brownies with cannabis in them.

Man these hash brownies are loaded

by Scottie June 27, 2004

Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.

Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.

by bobby February 03, 2004

Magic Brownies

Brownies/other types of cake that have been "spiced up" with marijuana/coke/other drugs.

"These magic brownies rock, mon!"

by SmackEater April 14, 2006

county brownie

A sheriff with a brown car. Deputy. The only cops that are out in the counties of Indiana. See sheriff

"Hey, heard you got a ticket."
"Yeah, the county brownies are really cracking down this month."

by Mallory Morrison March 09, 2008