Gio Barney

One of the greatest and most prominent content creators in 2021. Although Gio barney is commonly known for specialising in Minecraft videos he is also well known amongst the Instagram community for continually creating successful and original content.

Person 1: “Did you watch Gio Barney’s new upload?”

Person 2: “Holy frick, ofc I did, gio barney is one of my favourite Minecraft youtubers right now”

Person 1: “Couldn’t agree moar”

by PDF_FILES March 16, 2021

Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016

Blue Barney

The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.

Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."

Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.

by I LOVE Barney December 14, 2013

Barney Rubbled

An expression (used mainly in so. cal) to state being under the influence of marijuana.

That Humboldt green has me barney Rubbled.

Or

Dude, I'm pretty Barney Rubble(d)

by Missbehavin March 25, 2003

Barney Fife

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.

Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"

by Joe Fink December 31, 2007