Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023

Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.

Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.

by Hermano7 April 5, 2025

Torq Wrench

When she tells you that it isn't big enough, so you hide your sack between your legs to give the impression of a few more inches.

Man, she told me I wasn't big enough, so I had to torq wrench my balls lastnight just to get in bed with her.

by Frostlord2856 April 7, 2022

throw a wrench

Small details that add small obstacles ..

“Yeah yeah I threw or throw a wrench at that detective “

by Sincerecarter June 15, 2023

Wrenched

When you and your boys are hitting a garage sesh and whoever’s next to you is baked off his ass, so when it’s your turn to pass the smoking receptacle you hold out a wrench instead and the shmizzed bastard grabs it and holds it up to his mouth before realizing the travesty that’s occurred.

“GET WRENCHED”
*hilarity and chaos ensues*

“Yo bro Keith wrenched you so fuckin hard bro you got destroyed”

by Wucy March 23, 2019