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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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Wombated

When someone puts their ass in another persons face when they are sleeping.
Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"

Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"
by really_big_dick August 9, 2010
mugGet the Wombatedmug.

wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
mugGet the wombat wingsmug.

Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
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WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
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Wombatism

The Godly group on discord where the members wear a wombat Profile picture which is a wombat and put their about me to "Join Wombatism" each member has a giant pp and a big brain
convert to wombatism or I blow up this whole building
by Wombatism January 3, 2022
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wombat wobble

The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo
by FlimgusBimgus May 3, 2022
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