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Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012
mugGet the Chocolate Wombatmug.

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
mugGet the he could talk the dick off a wombatmug.

wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
mugGet the wombat wingsmug.

Wombat

Wombat went to college with his wife Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate.
by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020
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fire wombat

when a nigga got his dick light on fire and he fuck his bitch and he lit her pubes up nigga
my nigga jerome dun a fire wombat yesterday cuz he drunk
by jeromeismynigga March 3, 2014
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