pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

by therealdealmyg February 11, 2012

up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".

Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.

by Corzocl April 13, 2006

drive some one up the wall

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

by reza January 19, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

Checkup from the neck up

Suggesting this is a way of saying someone is talking or acting crazy. Used to express disbelief, skepticism, or simple mocking. Indicates a level of ridicule serious enough to move the subject away from what the other person has said, and onto the state of mind of the speaker.

"If you think you can get away with driving 50 more miles with the 'Empty' light on, you need a checkup from the neck up."

by Feb July 30, 2008

shut up the fuck

Originally used during a fit of rage, a scrambled way of saying the phrase "shut the fuck up" now seen as a humorous term to use by the Tuesday Night Meeting crew fro "shut the fuck up."

Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck!

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008