Rifled

The state of being wicked fucked up.

Yo Jerry, top chedder buds man, I'm Rifled!

by JScannelBowdoinhammer January 13, 2011

Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by WarFather August 8, 2023

Rifled

A person that is saying something so stupid that is showing apparent brain damage.

"Come on let's raid that supermarket"
"Man you're rifled"

by TheSally2548 July 14, 2020

Golden Rifle

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.

"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"

by Technically_Thinking June 10, 2014

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019

Skin Rifle

The male love length.

During the intimate moment he pulled out his skin rifle and shot his load all over her.

by Detective Skin Rifle June 3, 2023