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The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.
Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch
by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025
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Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
by TorioWasHere May 26, 2023
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Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
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Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.
by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018
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Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering
by WarFather August 8, 2023
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Rifled

A person that is saying something so stupid that is showing apparent brain damage.
"Come on let's raid that supermarket"
"Man you're rifled"
by TheSally2548 July 14, 2020
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biotic rifle

A weapon held by an old lady that shoots semen at her allies to heal them and harms enemies by giving them aids
Ana really loves that biotic rifle
by Cummfagg666 June 3, 2017
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