I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.
I love Jefferson
by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024
Get the Jeffersonmug. by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019
Get the Jeffersonmug. An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug. A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.
by HotKarl123456 February 13, 2021
Get the Thomas Jeffersonmug. The attractive person.he’s very the right perfect man who does anything, likes doing sports (soccer and football) . Can get any girl if he wanted too. Smart intelligent person who cares for others and is very educated.
Omg is that Jefferson
by Beaner2.0 November 22, 2021
Get the Jeffersonmug. by deps282838 November 25, 2022
Get the Jeffersonmug.