Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

irish card

Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.

yeah I gave Tommy the irish card yesterday

by ezikiel hemsworth February 22, 2019

Irish-American

What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.

Yea, it's St Patrick's Day! Kiss me, I'm Irish (today).

by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2

Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!

by Matt October 1, 2005

Black Irish

Some Irish person mistakenly believed to be decended from Spanish Armada Sailors, or Barbary pirates (Sack of Baltimore). More likely decended from Mesolithic Basque people (genetic markers give high indication). Term is used in America but mostly unheard of in Ireland.

Black Irish

by jbirdjbird February 18, 2009

Irish-American

Much like African-American or Asian-American, Irish-Americans are Americans who are of Irish heritage.

Why doesn't Uncle Sam kiss Irish-Americans' asses like he does African-Americans? I mean, c'mon, Irish-Americans are so much sexier!

by Micheal f'ing Collins, biotches! April 25, 2005

Irish Dancing

Only the best form of dance ever! It's traditional (from ireland) yet competitive. Shows like riverdance, lord of the dance and celtic tiger have made it more popular. Lots of people are usually ignorant to the fact of how hard irish dancers work to get to the top. It takes a lot of practise, determination and skill. There's soft shoes and hardshoes, solo dances and team dances, competitions and concerts. Its basically the best thing ever!

I love Irish Dancing, its better than scottish dancing and more fun than tap and jazz.

by irish_gal October 20, 2008