by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018
Get the Houstonmug. I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.
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by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025
Get the Wet Knee Houstonmug. The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.
Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font
(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font
(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
by CJP64 February 20, 2024
Get the Houston Astrosmug. by Lumberdad October 16, 2020
Get the tom houstonmug. Houston Battle Industries.
HBI - formed in 1939 first September.
The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.
HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.
We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
HBI - formed in 1939 first September.
The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.
HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.
We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”
by mispelledjam December 31, 2019
Get the houston womenmug. Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
Get the Houstonmug.