carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.

After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!

by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015

Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

Post farm

(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.

Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?

Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?

Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009

Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.

Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.

by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015

Meme farm

An idea, event, or form of entertainment that is commonly used as a tool for extracting and/or creating new memes. TV shows are a typical version of a meme farm.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out this new spongebob meme!"

Dude 2: "Man, memes keep popping up from that show. Looks like we found a new meme farm!"

by Jbizzly July 5, 2016

Farming IND

Where drug pushers kidnap victims to test there drugs on

Yo! Did you hear Kellie got Farming IND done to her

by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016