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the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
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The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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Sir Dexter Winston Himself

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style
by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025
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Dexter Wright

He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"
by Guess.. February 10, 2025
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Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.
Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011
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dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.
It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.
by OnionAnus October 6, 2019
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Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.
Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020
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