Jonathan Chan

A huge piece of shit and a gigantic asshole.

Boy 1: Oh my god! It's a Jonathan Chan! RUN!

by Siiekfidoslpawpdjd February 24, 2020

despacito chan

The one girl at your school who is an artist, satinist,is very pale,is an introvert,may be a furry.

John:hey who is that person over there.
Dave:that’s a despacito chan.
John:oh ok

by Dr.doggo April 14, 2019

Cheezuko chan

A way of saying I love you to cheeze for JJ

JJ:CHEEZUKO CHAN
Cheeze: EW TOOKAE GO AWAY

by Sad idiot sandwich July 10, 2021

Chan's hug

Honey
Caramel
Vanilla
Chocolate
Sugar
Warm
Fuzzy
and
Cuddly

hehe

chan's hug is the best thing that ever exist.

by i miss chan :( August 14, 2020

Chan-boon

Verb: To take a simple task and royally fuck it up beyond any and all recognition.

Noun: A complete and total fucking retard.

Boy did he ever Chan-boon that order. The customer only got half his stuff and it was on fire.

Hey Chan-boon, don't you think that radio is a little too close to your bathtu....Whoops! Oh, Chan-boon, you're such an idiot.

by Happy Trader February 8, 2010

Hugo chan

If you know a Hugo you are really luck he is really funny and always says negro like his best friends are Macey,sophia and Devon you should give him a £10 note each day

Person a: yo is that hugo chan
Person b: you know it is damn I got to give £10

by Ugo pugo December 28, 2021

John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023