Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

Keep ‘Carpe Dieming’ with 20% Repeat Deposit Bonus up to ₹2020.

by writerbylife December 4, 2019

Carpe Diem

Not to live in Canada.

I have decided to move to Berlin and live my life to the fullest. Carpe Diem.

by cndboyyyy July 14, 2021

Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies

Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.

by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019

Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018