Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth
omg jarets coming

carp munch
by cheekybitch May 25, 2020
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Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 09, 2009
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Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.
"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"
by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023
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