Dick Brownie

The shit on a dick after anal sex.

whore: mmm im cravin' some dick brownies.

black guy: right here

by Pimp Nigga Daddy Kane May 11, 2009

strawberry brownie

A delicious dessert containing shit and period blood.

Guy 1: bro did you taste that strawberry brownie in your girlfriend's sink?

by bigfathairyblackdick September 13, 2010

poach a brownie

verb.

Refers to the act of defecation. Of metaphorical origin, implies the dump was short and sweet.

I will see you in the library, after I poach a brownie.

by armXa89 May 6, 2013

hash brownies

Chocolate brownies with cannabis in them.

Man these hash brownies are loaded

by Scottie June 27, 2004

Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.

Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.

by bobby February 3, 2004

Magic Brownies

Brownies/other types of cake that have been "spiced up" with marijuana/coke/other drugs.

"These magic brownies rock, mon!"

by SmackEater April 28, 2006

county brownie

A sheriff with a brown car. Deputy. The only cops that are out in the counties of Indiana. See sheriff

"Hey, heard you got a ticket."
"Yeah, the county brownies are really cracking down this month."

by Mallory Morrison March 8, 2008