Bog Beast

A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.

Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.

by Dr. Portmanteau February 10, 2021

Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 09, 2018

Bog Fog

The smoke left over in a pipe or bowl after it has been hit. Generally, Bog Fog is left in the smoking device when the smoker does not uncover the carborator, or does not fully clear the smoke with their hit.

Tom: *passes bowl to Jim without uncovering the carborator.
Jim: "God damn it Tom, use the fucking carb. You keep leaving me Bog Fog.

Or...

Eddie: passing the bowl to Raymon without uncovering the carb. "Yo ray, theres not much left so I left you the Bog Fog."
Raymon: "Thanks Ed!" *hits bowl emphatically.

by Hyperion Chameleon November 09, 2019

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 11, 2010

bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.

2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.

by RektSkrubs December 03, 2021

bog booty

Bog booty is when a women's booty is so sweaty that their buttcheeks slide against each other freely. Bog booty usually occurs after skipping a shower for 3 days in a row. Bog booty is most commonly found in northern-Michigan women between ages 23-28 who spend weeknights drinking in their garage.

Nobody goes down on Marissa, because she has bog booty.

by P1PEDoWN October 28, 2022

Bog Sirticus

When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.

Look up Bog Sirticus
Ok
Screw you

by Noonslayer69 May 06, 2021