Bailey

Bailey is a fat little ugly cunt that always throws hissy fits and shoves cock in his throat it comes out his arse and looks like a very stretched potato

Person 1: Bailey is a fat prick. Person 2: I know he bitches at everything

by Bling_Johnny349 April 9, 2020

Bailey

A Fat whore that seeks attention from guys because she can’t get it from anyone else.

“She is such a Bailey”

by xxTriggerxx June 26, 2019

Bailey

She has the best smile one to melt anyone’s heart eyes as bright as the stars even brighter than she makes me just looking at her her hair as though it was made of silk not only is it luscious it is pure she makes me the happiest person on this planet this solar system this universe! Anything she does anything she says makes me flutter with butterflies and happiness I would trade anything away just to spend my time with her she is my girl she is the one I truly feel I have a future with I’m so happy I planned many milestone dates because I feel as though she feels the same honestly if you have not seen this precious girl you have been super missing out because just her looks could stun someone make their jaws drop in awe

Freind: Your so luck to be with a bailey!
Me: yes, I KNOW!

by JMason April 19, 2020

Bailey

When one ejaculate's into the mouth of a female while simultaneously pouring Whiskey or other form of liquor into her mouth as well. Comes from the preface, "Bailey's is like creme mixed with Whiskey." One can use other forms of liquor changing the phrase to a Vodka Bailey, Rum Bailey, ext...

"i Bailey'ed this girl last night" "You want a Bailey's?" "I saw a video where this girl got Bailey'ed" "I got a Bailey's last night" "I got Bailey'ed last night"

by E-nutz1 August 22, 2011

Bailey

Any person with this name is commonly refered to as a stupid hoe

Whoa that person is a total bailey!

by joe432566786 December 9, 2012

Bailey

A beautiful smart girl who doubts herself on everything. She goes to church but is a whore and likes to sit with her legs open. She's very funny and drinks a lot. She has a lot of friends and is very popular. She doesn't have lasting relationships but hooks up often. Her smile lights up rooms and has silky smooth brown hair. She is tan and has hazel brown eyes. She is compatible with any boy.

Boy 1: Dude, did you see Bailey last night?

Boy 2: Well yeah! I totally fucked her afterward!

by Xxxxxx xxxxxxx December 24, 2012

Bailey

If a dude is named this, he a faggot
If a dude is named this, he plays minecraft
If a dude is named this, he pirated World of Warcraft
If a dude is named this, he thinks he can play guitar but he really cant
If a dude is named this, has an gross emo gf that uses him for free razor blades
If a dude is named this, he scoots.
If a dude is named this, he is edgy as a razor

Justin: Hey my name is Justin and I am a nice person, whats your name?
Bailey: My name is Bailey and im Edgy.

Justin: lol kys fgt u dont have frends mommas boy

by MajorWoody March 1, 2017