Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.
I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!
I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!
by Patrick from Atown December 29, 2006
by ap3419 November 30, 2013
when you get a noticeable boner and have to move it around and slip it under the belt on your pants to conceal it
by martian February 29, 2012
A symbol of social status in the redneck world. The bigger and shinier the buckle, the cooler you are.
by Lord Rocky August 02, 2006
A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?
Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!
Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!
Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
The ring of dirt that accumulates in the back of a fat persons neck. The neck can also appear as though it were a pack of hot dogs leading to the ever unpleasant ring of dirt thus forming the dirt belt.
by Danarchist December 24, 2006
Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
by Skisher321 October 06, 2008