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Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024
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otto apocalypse

otto apocalypse is the best Honkai Male Character he’s better than everyone he’s better than humans I want him cum on my face SO BAD HNGHH
Hngh~! otto apocalypse~! I’m gonna~!!
Who’s the best Honkai male character?
It’s otto apocalypse!
by cloverissane March 4, 2024
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bi apocalypse

Fucking bisexuals who take away everything from lesbians, fuck yall stupid ass bitches. if ur apart of this shit get the fuck outta here.
1: "r u apart of the bi apocalypse"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"
by xi ur fave fag June 18, 2022
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apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.
Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.
by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022
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Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.
A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!
by wakingupalone July 24, 2011
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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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