cost savings

Money saved through acting like a cheapskate. Typically, the phrase "cost savings" is used to justify the action.

Leah: "Let's order a pizza in and get a bottle of wine"
Matthew: "Let's make a delissio pizza and get tetra-packed wine. Cost savings."
Leah: "Loving the cost savings"

by mbryan December 1, 2009

World-Saving

(Adj.) So amazingly awesome it has the potential to save the world from an alien invasion.

"Damn, Rob's scrambled eggs are so good they're World-Saving!"

by MovinLikeBernie88 January 7, 2012

Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011

save the dolphins

when a group of people shower or are in a bath together in order to save the dolphins, penetration is often involved.

I dropped a can of tuna into the toilet and it used up so much water i had to save the dolphins with Paul later.

by raw dogs cheese wheel April 6, 2011

saving the world

staying at home all day and watching TV

"i've been saving the world for the last 2 weeks now"

by Favid Fattenbro April 5, 2020

Save to files

Definition: the action of adding a picture to your wankbank- i.e a collection of selected photos used as a stimulant while masturbating.

Sam- *takes mugshot of Susan*
Me- ‘Oi oi! Send me that, I’ll save to files’ *wink*

by Slckrmgcn February 24, 2020

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020