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Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)
Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
by Bøtta November 28, 2018
mugGet the Norwegian weathermug.

weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature
Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece
by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020
mugGet the weather piecemug.

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.
Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.
by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014
mugGet the weather atheistmug.

Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
mugGet the Weather Douchemug.

change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017
mugGet the change the weathermug.

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
mugGet the Weathered Softballmug.

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!
by pledgeboy October 10, 2022
mugGet the weather pledgemug.

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