Tome

Main character of the book "The Lucky Tome". Completely average in all ways other than his great running away talent, and his abnormal, and sometimes unfortunate good luck.

That Tome is a pretty ambitious guy, no wonder he gets into so much trouble.

by valyim February 5, 2009

tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.

In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.

by James Bourne October 4, 2003

tome

Verb - W.Ireland, possible Gaelic origin - have sexual intercourse with

Aw man, look at the tats on her! Would ya tome her, would ya!?

by Sweats O'Harrigan April 3, 2007

texmextasy

when one cuts MDMA with beef bullion and chili powder

I went to club Taquito cuz i herrd dj dirty undeez was playin' and i was so ballin' on texmextasy with the pickle girl. then i megally shot out my nutragena breakfast bar.

by texmextasy February 17, 2006

Teume

a fandom who's obsessed with ENHYPEN instead of their faves

-hi there friend! ive heard that you're a Teume? so it means you are a fan of TREASURE right?
-ahh yes im an Teume but im obsessed with ENHYPEN

by trashure July 22, 2021

texmexssage

(verb): to send or receive a text message regarding texmex cuisine.

Marvin: Dude, Jared just texmexssaged me. Bring salsa and cheddar cheese to the party tonight.

Lucian: Doesn't he have Alltel? I think they offer unlimited texmexssages.

by cassuduh April 27, 2009

temeni

An Asian with a very tiny Johnson he usually his time on the corner slangin chickens. When he is not doing or selling drugs he is playing League Of Legends and complaining about his fail skills or trolling friends about theirs to compensate for his skills. Temeni's are known for producing rice from their ovaries or arm pits.

Person 1: Ooohhh kung pao chicken
Temeni: Oh yes will make teh rice

by ISpectroKing October 16, 2013