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An Asian with a very tiny Johnson he usually his time on the corner slangin chickens. When he is not doing or selling drugs he is playing League Of Legends and complaining about his fail skills or trolling friends about theirs to compensate for his skills. Temeni's are known for producing rice from their ovaries or arm pits.
Person 1: Ooohhh kung pao chicken
Temeni: Oh yes will make teh rice
temeni by ISpectroKing October 16, 2013
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Teminite 

Teminite is an English electronic music producer. His real name is Samuel Norris and was born on August 31, 1997 in Devon, England. He produces within genres such as Dubstep, Drumstep, Glitch Hop, Moombahcore, Electro House, etc. He is known for his melodically driven tracks with jazzy influences as well as his heavier, more dramatic tracks. His most significant inspirations include Skrillex, Zomboy, Knife Party, Pegboard Nerds, and Haywyre.

Some of his more notable tracks include Highscore with Panda Eyes, his remix of Hero by Pegboard Nerds, Senses Overload with Psognar, Firepower, State Of Mind, and Space Invaders with MDK.
Teminite by BassMusicGuy June 1, 2019

Teenincy 

Tee-nincy. Sounds like tee nine see. Very small amount. Smaller than a smidgeon. Not sure of spelling. Think it's a southern word, maybe originating from the word petite.
Just give me a teenincy bit of sugar in my coffee.
Teenincy by Karymay August 18, 2016

MCR teenie 

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.
Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*
MCR teenie by Jaymiee June 12, 2008
A teen or tween who thinks they know it all, wise fool
Teen+genius=teenius
Sarah rolled her eyes when her parents wouldn't believe that euthanasia was the word to describe children in China... What a teenius.
teenius by Don W Macaulay June 16, 2013
A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018
Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.
example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!

note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.
teenie by TammieLovesFOBForTheirMusic. September 17, 2006
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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