beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

beaver tennis by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

Wii Tennis 

One of the faster ways to get a really sore arm, that doesn't include jacking off, and minimal effort. Also a source of rage when playing Elisa.

I played Wii Tennis and now my arm is so sore.

Wii Tennis by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020

Mario Power Tennis 

Notable for being the first Mario game to depict a terrorist attack.

"OMG in Mario Power Tennis they totly asploded teh stadiam!!!!11"

Mario Power Tennis by Vitriol July 24, 2006

Gooch Tennis

Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.

1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.

2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.

Gooch Tennis by RemisSenis April 24, 2008

playing tennis 

A euthamism for sexual acts.

"Where are Chris and Will?"

"They're 'playing tennis' at the moment"

"eurgh!"

playing tennis by spaceshipable April 18, 2010

Mario Tennis Whores 

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

Mario Tennis Whores by IrishLord January 19, 2009

Awkward Tennis 

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.

Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"

Awkward Tennis by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011