thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

by \m/(>.<)\m/ October 27, 2008

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.

person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too

by ciannn June 24, 2008

Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)

A high school located in Baltimore County. A magnet schook, it has various focus programs based on the individual student's preference. But a magnet must be chosen before the student enrolls. You must also apply.

A side note: Basically run by its non-existent princpial Richard Jester, seeing as how I've only seen the man 7 times since 2006 (My freshman year). Ran by the Class of 2010. All other graduating classes bow to us. As simple as that.

"Yo, where you go to school at?"

"Western Tech a.k.a 2010's chill spot."

"O yea, I heard that yall run dat school."

"Damn straight nigga...Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)"

by How I rock September 30, 2008

Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009

Technologic Uomo

Is a type of technological student from the high school who is considered to have a group of gay-humor friends and attractive features.

Boy 1: bRO, why are you a Technological Uomo?
Boy 2: I am? Technologic Uomo

by Technologic Uomo May 15, 2022

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019