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nutter butter tea bag

It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".
Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"
by Peanut butter bar February 27, 2014
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Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010
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tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.
They were branded with a tea bag stamp.
by Sheargenius January 23, 2017
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'
Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
by Lawen October 14, 2012
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selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face
i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014
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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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