nutter butter tea bag

It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".

Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"

by Peanut butter bar February 27, 2014

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.

I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.

by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019

Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.

“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”

by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012

selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014