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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
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bomb-bigger-te

A balance of two major componants 1 being BLING the other being GRAVY
That man/woman packs bomb-bigger-te, seen !!
by andand October 29, 2006
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te velde

a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!
bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.
by my dick is red November 11, 2019
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Te gusta el jazz

A Spanish translation of the famous line in the Bee Movie: "Ya like jazz?"
Often used by masters of the Spanish language.
Can convince anyone in to following you or destroy them by the power of memular radiation
Person 1: Te gusta el jazz?
Person 2: *Dies from overexposure to memular gravity*
by Memes, Weapons December 4, 2019
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young B!TE

A not so famous but also very talented hungarian Cloud rapper and song writer with sarcasm and irony in his heart.
Mate1: Hey hey hey mate have you banged that girl last night?
Mate2: Nah man
Mate1: How come? I taught you ARE a womanizer
Mate2: Yeah but it turned out she's a young B!TE fan. I tell you she's a bloody keeper!
by *not my real name* December 17, 2019
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te ha

a term used me landry purvis when anything funny or ironic happens
*a student gets yelled at in class*
“te ha”
by landry nicole August 17, 2019
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te aroha

te aroha is an amazing person and friendly to all her best friend is callie.w who has red hair. te aroha salyssss
by te aroha April 13, 2018
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