traumaunction

An over-dramatized expression of speech (read "sermon") designed to inflict mental trauma in the listeners and inflict fear of condemnation in order to drive one back to the cross daily for more Jesus

The pastor's traumaunction on Sunday morning prompted several to respond to the alter-call.

by unreformer May 26, 2018

Traumadied

Getting a trauma THAT BAD that you end up dying from it.

*jhon Traumadied of sitting*
Guy1: "Bruh, jhon died of a chair."
Guy2: "He had trauma's of that chair, he had a Traumadie."

by ScamTram79 January 27, 2021

Traumatic Finish

Term originated from the GamesCage defining any traumatic event that may leave huge wounds to anyone who witnessed it.

Traumatic Finish as in: "TRAUMATIC FINIIIIIIIIISH" DA DA DA DA DAADADADADADADAAAAAAA

by JEVILtheguy March 6, 2021

traumatisedxavier

my hilarious and sexy mutual on tiktok that makes ahs content

omg have u seen traumatisedxavier’s newedt post?

by anyataylorjoyschild June 22, 2021

Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.

Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022

Traumargument

The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.

Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.

Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.

Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?

Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022

TraumaSMP

A Minecraft server that has many cities and many players. Sometimes. It accepts almost anyone and has cities such as L'Cheeseburg, Kitsune Kingdom, and Endlantis. It is haunted by Endella.

"TraumaSMP is a cool server."

by Endella March 17, 2022