staring at the floor

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

by awkward1234 July 21, 2018

Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.

Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.

by BadBoyAl March 2, 2010

squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!

my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it

by whorey woman January 9, 2008

Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."

"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'

by labazZz June 26, 2018

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

by the undefined September 8, 2013

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011