De-stitched

Removal of stitches

- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!?
- I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.

by Mizz Lizzy October 10, 2023

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan

“And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update

by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023

teadybear stitch

The line between a males ballsack and butthole.

She can lick my teadybear stitch

by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022

Stitch Fuck

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.

I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!

by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016

Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023