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Slizzard

Snake-lizard

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.
The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard
by Grrawr!!! December 23, 2011
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Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.
Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.
by Whythisword September 1, 2018
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Slizzard

A skinny ass lightskinned bitch without ass or titties but has a pretty face.
She alright but she a slizzard no ass or tits
by Lafkareski November 23, 2018
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Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"
by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020
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Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"
Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*
by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021
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hot squidward

when depositing lotion on your hand and telling your friends, "hey ya'll what does it look like?" and one replies...(me) it looks like squidward came in your hand, in a more general sense, when one cums in his/her lovers hand.
Gimmie a hot squidward baby, i dont have a condom for you to cum in anyway!
by carvaggio'z boi May 18, 2006
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slizzard

A gentler "krunk". Probably a result of too much syrup, rather than krunk, which is a result of too much hard or malt liquor
"Lick you like a lizard when I'm slizzard"
-Outkast
Youngbloodz use it more effectively and frequently, however.
by Don Colbleone October 7, 2002
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