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spread the mayonaise

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
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Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022
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Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.
Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”
by Skysanteni June 5, 2018
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Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
by Demosthene s September 26, 2012
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Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.
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Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
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Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.
Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her
by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019
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