spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

by noyza June 17, 2020

Spoon Swaggin

Taking a plastic or metal spoon & giving it swag by taking photos with it.

Hey, look at the spoon! It's totally Spoon Swaggin!

by OhYeahBeliebers December 22, 2010

sister spooky season

halloween season when you and your best friend hoes get together in blankets, eat popcorn and watch halloween movies all night

it’s sister spooky season hoe get the popcorn ready

by sister tea October 11, 2018

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Spooky scary skeletons

by AAAUAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH April 24, 2019

Spooky Stork

A code word for “Cunt-Ass-Worthless-Hymie-Fucktard” used by Rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid.

“Bro, i swear Manny is such a spooky stork.”

by TheFrenchmansCumsock February 23, 2022

Spock Shock

In Star Trek lore the Vulcan hand greeting that equates to human handshaking used in a sexual manner for two in the stink and two in the pink. A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. A more aggressive form of the Shocker

Dude that shit was so gnarly I had to go Spock Shock on that...To wit I announced "Live Long and Shocker" because the needs of the pink do not outweigh the needs of the stink! The crevasse of my hand bridged the Neutral Zone from Heranus to Fluidic Space. Once again the Vulcans are ambassadors of peace!

by calcactus June 20, 2013

Spooky Sanchez

When a guy eats nothing but pumpkin pie for a week and ejaculates on his partners face

My boyfriend gave me a Spooky Sanchez last night and it smelled like nutmeg.

by Spooky Sanchez October 7, 2020